AH Flask

Nothing says “a cry for help” like purchasing a flask. When you simply cannot go a few hours without drinking alcohol, the American High flask is there to help you get drunk in places you’re not supposed to. Got a big chemistry test you didn’t study for? Put a few slugs of OLD OVERHOLT RYE WHISKEY in the AH flask and add it to your teacher’s coffee mug. Watch their face as they realize their last sip of Joe compromised over a decade of hard-earned sobriety. The AA coins pour out of their pockets like a slot- machine jackpot as they embark on a self-destructive bender that will cancel their career, marriage and possibly end their life. But that might have happened anyway and the test is canceled, so…